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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 04:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Here's What Happens to Your Blood Pressure When You Eat Blueberries Every Day - AOL.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Everyone loved it.

When did women stop wearing bonnets in North America?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

The Best Tea for Lowering High Blood Pressure, Recommended by a Dietitian - EatingWell

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

share office space ...

Alabama reports its first 2025 case of this dangerous virus - AL.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Paramount Global to Add Three New Board Directors As It Deals With Trump Lawsuit, FCC Review - The Hollywood Reporter

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Trump and Washington Are Making Tons of Noise. Why the Stock Market Will Be Just Fine. - Barron's

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Why do so many people seem to hate Nickelback? They're competent and entertaining, and while they certainly aren't the absolute best music, they're still a fun listen.

No way

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)