What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 04:53

Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Here's What Happens to Your Blood Pressure When You Eat Blueberries Every Day - AOL.com
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Everyone loved it.
When did women stop wearing bonnets in North America?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
The Best Tea for Lowering High Blood Pressure, Recommended by a Dietitian - EatingWell
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
share office space ...
Alabama reports its first 2025 case of this dangerous virus - AL.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Trump and Washington Are Making Tons of Noise. Why the Stock Market Will Be Just Fine. - Barron's
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
No way
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)